Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Not today. SCORE 205
I would watch this SCORE 110
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Self control SCORE 100
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Liz… SCORE 123
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Global Warming SCORE 183
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Twist! SCORE 138
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
How weather works SCORE 68
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
English is weird. SCORE 95
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
