make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 40
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
cute winking cat SCORE 19
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
