
… and then the waiter walks right past you because it wasn’t actually your food SCORE 24

their deliciously good deed has been done SCORE 35

which way did you see him first? SCORE 29

never lose the sleep again SCORE 17

toilet roll paper ice cream just hits different SCORE 18

*yee haws* in potato SCORE 39

banana toast SCORE 49

he always puts the fire out SCORE 27

the cat wins again SCORE 23

did you not hear her the first time? SCORE 8

i know my car SCORE 13

fetch SCORE 31

how much for the cake with the cat topper? SCORE 31

this is how you create happiness SCORE 40

one of the worst feelings SCORE 16

this happens way too much SCORE 22

can’t stop (won’t stop) SCORE 33

find something else to blame! SCORE 23

we did this to pluto SCORE 27

it happens as soon as you turn 30 SCORE 24

just a little nibble SCORE 19

this was not the future i was promised SCORE 26

what a scam SCORE 22

god allows it SCORE 13

amphibious moose SCORE 34

sushiception SCORE 6

fix me SCORE 19

high performance chewing SCORE 17

the first hug SCORE 14

weird cat SCORE 16

the pi room SCORE 28

the exact month it happened SCORE 16