Roses are red, I need to practice my vows SCORE 58
Famous last words SCORE 130
Thanks honey.. SCORE 81
Thank you son i love you SCORE 98
I take them all. SCORE 136
You mess with my cats, you mess with me. SCORE 81
Friggin Grandma SCORE 58
Joyous Easter SCORE 48
I bought her the ice cream, obviously. SCORE 93
Ouch SCORE 129
sigh SCORE 84
Wish me luck! SCORE 90
Teen Girl Squad cosplay SCORE 93
Google tells you Hobbit meal times. SCORE 101
The economy is doing great! SCORE 58
Baby Shower SCORE 111
My boyfriend is selling his truck on OfferUp and this kid asked him if he could pay to borrow it for his prom night. I thought it was adorable. SCORE 103
Genius you say? SCORE 113
He protec SCORE 113
Not again! SCORE 70
BAD rock! Down boy! SCORE 79
This is not the place for such things… SCORE 45
The accuracy SCORE 107
When you send a good joke on Messenger SCORE 81
My wife, a Venezuelan smartass SCORE 130
Took pot brownies to work today. HR loved it. SCORE 127
Next time on Project Runway… SCORE 154
Bunghole clenches SCORE 65
Such a cutie ! SCORE 96
THE BOAR HAS REPRODUCED SCORE 122
Me trying to reach my lifegoals…. SCORE 89
Mom Said It Is My Turn On The Xbox SCORE 75