hi friend! SCORE 31
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
i always spill SCORE 17
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
i’m canceling SCORE 9
excuse me SCORE 19
omg SCORE 20
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
call the fire department SCORE 4
who’s in? SCORE 34
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
an impossible task SCORE 20
they get huge SCORE 22
clever SCORE 29
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
english burn SCORE 27
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
this is why i drink SCORE 29
back to bed! SCORE 19
definitely a dog SCORE 46
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
