Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
Imperial Walker SCORE 160
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Me? A princess? Shut up SCORE 5
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 149
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
The happiest dog. SCORE 144
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
Well That Escalated Quickly… SCORE 12
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
This happens way too often SCORE 11
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Fall is coming. SCORE 13
We’re Completely Serious SCORE -5
Things To do. SCORE 15
So you see SCORE 20
Because Cute SCORE 16
The grass is always greener. SCORE 17
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Complex carbohydrates SCORE 212
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
I want to do this. SCORE 295
