How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
Every time. SCORE 148
Like a sir. SCORE 289
Dr. Sith SCORE 184
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
Impossible Youtube duet: Miles Davis improvising on LCD Soundsystem. SCORE 133
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
Kittens watching tennis. SCORE 42
Mom logic. SCORE 190
Probable. SCORE 363
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 325
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
Everyone is a genius SCORE 230
Loraxes love pancakes SCORE 6
Goldfish. SCORE 131
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
Trollololo. SCORE 169
No one must learn that my fur is delicious. SCORE 148
Bond Girls then And now. SCORE 174
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
The haunted toaster. SCORE 40
The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
Whenever I go back to the gym for the first time. SCORE 114
The Cone of Shame SCORE 14
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 182
You complete me. SCORE 104
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 128
So that’s how it happened. SCORE 239