I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Poor owl. SCORE 205
Roses are red. SCORE 334
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Pubid. SCORE 143
How I die. SCORE 289
Spider drama. SCORE 233
Touché. SCORE 336
English is hard. SCORE 291
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Burn. SCORE 158
Attack! SCORE 196
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
How I shower. SCORE 156
