Every time I go to the mall with my wife. SCORE 153
Chipotle or something SCORE 153
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn't have kids. I'm always like! SCORE 59
Oh snap. SCORE 147
After 116 years of captivity, animal crackers have been freed from their cages. SCORE 78
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 302
Finally news I care about SCORE 100
It's the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 102
Adulting SCORE 94
Don't use drugs. SCORE 153
A duck sized horse. SCORE 88
$$$ SCORE 77
Are you in good hands? SCORE 71
Keeping the hyperactive kids busy SCORE 150
Watermelon. Tangerine. Fig. SCORE 93
Mini vans? SCORE 158
A molotov cocktail before impact. SCORE 100
In Finland, PhDs are awarded sword as a symbol to defend what's right and true SCORE 117
Family trip SCORE 90
A poison dart frog sitting snugly inside of a concave mushroom SCORE 166
If TV shows had coats of arms. SCORE 132
I asked Siri if she watches Game of Thrones… SCORE 117
Save two. SCORE 210
Dreams SCORE 129
In an alternate universe. SCORE 436
Car alarms. SCORE 182
Not too psyched for Halloween. SCORE 153
OMG, cloth seats! SCORE 117
Restaurant uses decommissioned pipes to seat outdoors SCORE 108
I never would have thought they looked so similar SCORE 169
Jenga! SCORE 199
Southerners' reaction to snow. SCORE 199
