
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244

OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751

Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185

A story about Fiona. SCORE 831

Marathon. SCORE 2147

I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507

How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014

Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612

Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969

I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717

Wake-up call. SCORE 1175

Are they twins? SCORE 589

Congratulations… SCORE 777

Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300

4/21. SCORE 617

Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753

1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246

Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348

Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466

I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227

Can’t be unseen. SCORE 288

Do want. SCORE 1043

Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783

I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450

Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249

Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277

But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434

Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125

Patrick! SCORE 1033

Buffering. SCORE 814

Death to hipsters. SCORE 606

Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415