Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Marathon. SCORE 2147
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Are they twins? SCORE 589
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
4/21. SCORE 617
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 288
Do want. SCORE 1043
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Buffering. SCORE 814
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
