Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
If Monday morning were a person SCORE 107
Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -18
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 66
Low cholesterol. SCORE 104
Define normal SCORE 169
She ain’t wrong SCORE 189
Weaver Birds nests on electrical wires. SCORE 139
Pancakes with abs. SCORE 128
Gardeners. SCORE 225
The happiest places in America. SCORE 8
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 6
Well, it’s bean a good run, guys… SCORE 116
Close to a black hole. SCORE 118
Fall. SCORE 122
Chipotle. SCORE 156
Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 222
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
You know its liberal when…. SCORE 12
Let me show you recipe for a purrfect aww. SCORE 84
Pugception. SCORE 133
And I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny… SCORE 152
I ain’t even mad. SCORE -23
Bullying SCORE 7
Be-you-tiful. SCORE 6
Eminem will get you. SCORE 188
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
Kill me now. SCORE 94
Stereotypes. SCORE 112
My neighbors at 3am… SCORE 11
