
I have jury duty for the first time on Tuesday. This is going to literally be my answer for every question SCORE 68

Feed the people, you beautiful baker. SCORE 31

5-week-old zoomies SCORE 91

You never have to wait for breakfast! SCORE 230

Clever girl... SCORE 94

Blame it on the aliens... SCORE 243

Baptism, basically. SCORE 28

Multi Porpoise SCORE 144

The new dog bed is working out great. SCORE 23

This is what we call art. SCORE 24

Guys listen... SCORE 169

Oh, Phillip SCORE 55

Does not compute... SCORE 60

This Pepsi sign on a convenience store SCORE 93

Love Potions could have a different vibe... SCORE 30

In an alternate universe. SCORE 176

Kitten refuses to be disrespected SCORE 78

Mike Tyson + Michelle Obama, that is all. SCORE 21

Santa During A Bad Economy SCORE 158

I'd watch it. SCORE 146

Some interesting facts. SCORE 153

Deciding whether or not to have a baby. SCORE 137

Dog protects pregnant women's belly. SCORE 160

I love you, lady. SCORE 95

Popcorn enhances this bazooka soldier. SCORE 53

Tactical oppossum reporting for duty. SCORE 58

Oh hi...Susan? SCORE 55

Syrup friendly. SCORE 24

How could they forget SCORE 58

I like my coffee like... SCORE 110

NASA killed Michael Jackson. SCORE 293

Quiz shaming. SCORE 321