I have jury duty for the first time on Tuesday. This is going to literally be my answer for every question SCORE 68
Feed the people, you beautiful baker. SCORE 31
5-week-old zoomies SCORE 91
You never have to wait for breakfast! SCORE 230
Clever girl... SCORE 94
Blame it on the aliens... SCORE 243
Baptism, basically. SCORE 28
Multi Porpoise SCORE 144
The new dog bed is working out great. SCORE 23
This is what we call art. SCORE 24
Guys listen... SCORE 169
Oh, Phillip SCORE 55
Does not compute... SCORE 60
This Pepsi sign on a convenience store SCORE 93
Love Potions could have a different vibe... SCORE 30
In an alternate universe. SCORE 176
Kitten refuses to be disrespected SCORE 78
Mike Tyson + Michelle Obama, that is all. SCORE 21
Santa During A Bad Economy SCORE 158
I'd watch it. SCORE 146
Some interesting facts. SCORE 153
Deciding whether or not to have a baby. SCORE 137
Dog protects pregnant women's belly. SCORE 160
I love you, lady. SCORE 95
Popcorn enhances this bazooka soldier. SCORE 53
Tactical oppossum reporting for duty. SCORE 58
Oh hi...Susan? SCORE 55
Syrup friendly. SCORE 24
How could they forget SCORE 58
I like my coffee like... SCORE 110
NASA killed Michael Jackson. SCORE 293
Quiz shaming. SCORE 321
