Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Big hmm… SCORE 32
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
The one true science SCORE 32
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 13
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27