I miss being a tree. SCORE 276
Oh Bill. SCORE 142
How to use chopsticks. SCORE 107
Italics. SCORE 259
What my alarm sounds like. SCORE 235
Trust me… I’m a dolphin. SCORE 226
Painting reality. SCORE 141
Hontas… SCORE 180
Tank disguise. SCORE 238
IV Nutella. SCORE 134
Hey, happy birthday!!!! SCORE 243
How I feel after a power nap. SCORE 198
My dog left me a present. SCORE 266
How to make cotton candy. SCORE 171
The weekend. SCORE 258
Maybe next time… SCORE 118
Tips for success with women. SCORE 156
Ways to be loved. SCORE 173
I can relate. SCORE 283
Words. SCORE 248
Fact. SCORE 211
Do want. SCORE 156
Chew-Bach-a SCORE 159
The nerve. SCORE 240
I hate broccoli. SCORE 248
History of the world. SCORE 283
A diagram of me. SCORE 199
You’re next. SCORE 161
Go to class, live forever. SCORE 374
Need a new emoticon? SCORE 247
Global warming. SCORE 128
White people problems. SCORE 155