whatever pays the bills SCORE 29
stories like this really warm my bones SCORE 26
this is what i mean when i say “ideal work environment” SCORE 22
he’s not wrong, though SCORE 24
air fryers are just ovens SCORE 31
sir, have you looked in the mirror? SCORE 14
this is cute SCORE 29
totally not scary at all SCORE 30
don’t look under the bed SCORE 22
only the best for your horse SCORE 8
make cities climbable again SCORE 16
the future belongs to me SCORE 18
it’s the cat’s coffin now SCORE 19
dad bot SCORE 38
snipped it in the butt SCORE 23
procrastination got hands SCORE 17
good boy SCORE 23
artful pettiness SCORE 35
i was today’s years old when i learned SCORE 20
they yearn for the mines SCORE 38
the choice should have been obvious SCORE 24
too hot to copy SCORE 14
musical pest SCORE 21
were my instructions not clear? SCORE 20
it’s a life sentence SCORE 19
my brain is stuck here SCORE 38
elaboration as a threat SCORE 31
soon SCORE 16
the best feeling SCORE 27
clearly an elephant SCORE 1
and just like that… ghost SCORE 22
autobots, roll out! SCORE 13
