Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
RIP SCORE 63
God Created The Dog And Said… SCORE 117
This is adorable SCORE 135
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Star Vars SCORE 55
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
The truth hurts SCORE 40
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Found in the trash. Homeless person gets a job, needs shoes, and the public helps! SCORE 202
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
Ooops? SCORE 118
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
When I die… SCORE 130
Date a man who… SCORE 125
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Obama’s endearing reaction to a baby dressed as a pope SCORE 161
More lives than a cat SCORE 171
