Never go full retard! SCORE 236
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Instagram is down… SCORE 7
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
Jerk! SCORE 124
Buddies. SCORE 18
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
Dear God. SCORE 119
Words. SCORE 200
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Ross, is that you? SCORE 245
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
Where babies come from… SCORE 285