In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Aawooof! SCORE 34
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Hello fren. SCORE 28
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 40
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 38
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13