Never forget. SCORE 159
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Accurate. SCORE 112
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Burn! SCORE 249
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
Being sick. SCORE 140
Probably… SCORE 185
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Burn! SCORE 216
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Seal SCORE 28
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
