The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Accurate. SCORE 146
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The power of barking SCORE 18
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Same thing… SCORE 21
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
2pactopus SCORE 113
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The Twortle SCORE 142
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
