The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
Paragraph. SCORE 51
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
I GUESS SCORE 45
+ cry. SCORE 118
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Are you even real? SCORE 113
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
