Tough call. SCORE 238
Cotton candy like a boss. SCORE 168
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
You might be disappointed. SCORE 303
I love a man with a brain. SCORE 109
Monotony will kill you. SCORE 244
Soup remains your safest choice. SCORE 209
Truth. SCORE 239
One of us won’t be leaving here alive. SCORE 218
Cinnamon Toast Crunch rap. SCORE 126
Oops. SCORE 241
I > You. SCORE 272
They know! SCORE 312
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Scumbag sea turtles. SCORE 240
Cats are jerks. SCORE 152
Dear Bell & Yellow Pages. SCORE 215
The greatest mistake you can make. SCORE 139
Every time. SCORE 182
Well that escalated quickly. SCORE 152
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Did you know? SCORE 233
Sky’s the limit. SCORE 186
You’re wrong and I hate you. SCORE 158
Does running away from problems count as exercise? SCORE 198
Pianists in Paris. SCORE 96
Hawkward. SCORE 270
Bros before Marios. SCORE 187
Rub some bacon on it. SCORE 119
Misunderstood shark. SCORE 150
Mister Rogers remixed. SCORE 226
