*starts talking about the diminishing returns of life* SCORE 16
it never hurts to buy 20! SCORE 12
god healeth limbs and taketh them away SCORE 7
oh thanks for clearing that up SCORE 13
time’s up, buddy SCORE 45
having a personal roast anytime you want sounds great tbh SCORE 49
childhood made 10000x better SCORE 28
they do that to me all the time SCORE 24
make the most of your special day SCORE 33
rait a rinute SCORE 25
cat got your heart? SCORE 21
one day love will come to me…. SCORE 32
these babies will be worth so many (pennies) in the future SCORE 16
quit norsin’ around SCORE 23
make some space for me in the career field SCORE 16
b-but where are all the prawns SCORE 15
how trucks pass each other SCORE 14
he must get to the point SCORE 23
a pirate’s life for me SCORE 7
ultimate marketing campaign SCORE 20
the things we do for work SCORE 22
work besties stayin besties SCORE 19
pleaaaase mooom SCORE 25
gottem SCORE 27
call me a dragon the way i breathe fire SCORE 4
ah yes, the quantums were really mechanical SCORE 11
gotta zoom to work and beat rush hour SCORE 26
someone spilled the beans SCORE 18
looks like big sun is back at its bs SCORE 21
all your base are belong to us SCORE 2
I JUST WANTED TO PLAY SORRY SCORE 15
no therapist is qualified for this SCORE 15