you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
must pet the pet SCORE 37
delete my number SCORE 28
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29
we went on an adventure SCORE 47
they say bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence SCORE 36
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
i wonder why SCORE 39
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
waka waka waka SCORE 26
sharon left him with him nothing SCORE 29
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
one day they’ll understand SCORE 32
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
he did it because he could SCORE 37
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
irony man SCORE 45
clever girl SCORE 40
i can never find the words SCORE 45
never give up SCORE 88
so true SCORE 37
oof SCORE 21
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
what’s the point? SCORE 41
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
don’t do it, phil! SCORE 16
i also laughed SCORE 56
i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13
