The irony is thick. SCORE 334
If You're Having An Affair SCORE 134
The femur of an Argentinosaurus, the largest known land animal to have ever lived. SCORE 59
Maia is a goodgirl SCORE 86
Italics. SCORE 257
Come on, Maria... SCORE 26
Scumbag brain. SCORE 96
Don't risk it SCORE 88
Hagrid knows science SCORE 129
Kermit me, bitch SCORE 97
Disney movies and the times they portray. SCORE 197
This is a bad idea and you should do it. SCORE 72
Tricks to teach your pet pig. SCORE 79
You jelly? SCORE 222
Anxiety sucks SCORE 203
Harry Potter Monopoly SCORE 149
Good point real Donald Trump SCORE 188
How to be a musician SCORE 105
You're doing it right. SCORE 244
Out of Here SCORE 72
Marriage. SCORE 109
Reacting To A Magic Trick. SCORE 110
Luck. SCORE 132
Would rather not see it happen again in my lifetime SCORE 247
Babooshkat SCORE 57
Best headline ever. SCORE 117
The adventures of Lord Mario. SCORE -42
Does this make me a monster? SCORE 119
Freaking Ohio... SCORE 86
drug-sniffing cats SCORE 111
I got it, thanks... SCORE 67
It was pain! SCORE 280
