The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Words SCORE 113
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 92
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
Some dogs just need a mid-jog nap SCORE 117
Either SCORE 113
When I die SCORE 126
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
Link problems SCORE 140
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Parents will understand SCORE 147
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 122
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 93
Every time SCORE 134
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Fun Prank SCORE 99
Stress perm SCORE 50
Grow a pear SCORE 62
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 130
Bring me home. SCORE 94
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Potato SCORE 119