zero traction SCORE 11
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
it’s perfect SCORE 21
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
accidental beauty SCORE 31
did i stutter? SCORE 12
slap them SCORE 12
every segment on the news SCORE 13
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
working cat SCORE 20
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
supersize it SCORE -4
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
memorable first customer SCORE 17
i like bananas SCORE 9
is this satire? SCORE 14
cats find a way SCORE 23
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
a very small dog SCORE 15