my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
muggle born SCORE 14
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
no SCORE 23
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
help, i woke up SCORE 32
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
cute winking cat SCORE 19
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13