U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 109
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Weird SCORE 46
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
They know who we are.. SCORE 83
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
Moves like Jagger SCORE 90
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 65
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Totally SCORE 87
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
