too late SCORE 38
cats always come first SCORE 27
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
must pet the pet SCORE 37
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
important psa SCORE 44
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
pebble and roll SCORE 65
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
so true SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
5 days a week SCORE 45
oh wow SCORE 49
there were no survivors SCORE 37
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
bad ass SCORE 38
