How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Accurate. SCORE 257
Guys listen… SCORE 170
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Finally. SCORE 344
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134