I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Friends. SCORE 215
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
All the Navies! SCORE 172
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Accurate. SCORE 257
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Please be troll. SCORE 230
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
New books. SCORE 200
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
How marriage works. SCORE 65
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
How people see me. SCORE 233
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
