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If+I+had+a+British+accent%26%238230%3B
Raw+cookie+dough.
Raw cookie dough. SCORE 56
Best+kicks+in+the+office%26%238230%3B
Best kicks in the office… SCORE 99
The+secret+ingredient.
The secret ingredient. SCORE 47
Someone+%26%238220%3Bthrew+away%26%238221%3B+helium+balloons-+they+are+now+floating+in+the+trash+chute+on+the+top+floor+of+my+building.
Someone “threw away” helium balloons- they are now floating in the trash chute on the top floor of my building. SCORE 70
Theodore+the+hamster+climbing+up+stairs
Theodore the hamster climbing up stairs SCORE 60
I+had+eggs+for+breakfast%26%238230%3B
I had eggs for breakfast… SCORE 59
W%CC%B5h%CC%B6%CD%96%CC%A5%CC%9Da%CC%A5%CC%96%CD%87%CC%9F%CC%A0t%CD%96%CD%99%CC%9D%CC%99%CC%99%CC%B1+a%CD%A2%CC%BBr%CC%B1%CC%BB%CC%A6%CC%B9%CC%A3e%CC%B9%CC%96%CC%A9%CC%B9%CC%AB%CC%BC%CD%95+t%CC%9B%CC%9E%CD%95%CD%85%CC%A3%CC%B0%CC%A3%CD%99h%CC%9B%CC%BB%CC%9F%CD%95%CC%9D%CC%BA%CD%8De%CD%9D%CC%AB%CC%A6%CC%A4%CC%B0%CD%87y%CD%9C%CC%9C%CC%99%CC%A9%CC%9D%CC%AC+%D2%89%CD%94s%CC%A2a%CC%B4%CC%B0%CC%B1%CC%9D%CC%AB%CC%96%CC%A9%CC%AAy%CC%BC%CC%9F%CD%95%CD%93%CC%B1%CC%B2i%CD%8F%CC%B1%CC%AD%CC%B3%CC%B2%CC%97%CC%AB%CC%96n%CD%9F%CD%9A%CD%93%CC%ACg%CD%93%CC%B1%CC%A5%CC%AE
W̵h̶͖̥̝ḁ̖͇̟̠t͖͙̝̙̙̱ a̻͢ṟ̻̦̹̣e̹̖̩̹̫̼͕ t̛̞͕̣̰̣͙ͅh̛̻̟͕̝̺͍e̫̦̤̰͇͝y̜̙̩̝̬͜ ҉͔s̢a̴̰̱̝̫̖̩̪y̼̟͕͓̱̲i͏̱̭̳̲̗̫̖n͚͓̬͟g͓̱̥̮ SCORE 63
This+guy+in+my+grandma%26%238217%3Bs+building+is+up+to+something.
This guy in my grandma’s building is up to something. SCORE 51
Dear+spammer%2C+you+are+bad+and+you+should+feel+bad.
Dear spammer, you are bad and you should feel bad. SCORE 61
CRONCH+CRONCH+CRONCH
CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH SCORE 81
Wooooooowwww.
Wooooooowwww. SCORE 71
This+tiny+cactus+growing+in+a+sidewalk+crack.+Mesa%2C+AZ.
This tiny cactus growing in a sidewalk crack. Mesa, AZ. SCORE 52
Basketball+2
Basketball 2 SCORE 54
Matt+is+a+wanker.
Matt is a wanker. SCORE 74
Dog+sleeping+in+a+window+display+in+turkey.+Store+workers+let+him+stay+the+whole+time+because+it+was+so+cold+outside.
Dog sleeping in a window display in turkey. Store workers let him stay the whole time because it was so cold outside. SCORE 62
Louis+Armstrong+playing+for+his+wife+in+front+of+the+Sphinx+by+the+pyramids+in+Giza%2C+1961
Louis Armstrong playing for his wife in front of the Sphinx by the pyramids in Giza, 1961 SCORE 77
Yup%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+I%26%238217%3Bd+elephant+too.
Yup, that’s how I’d elephant too. SCORE 78
No+idea+what+it+is+but+I%26%238217%3Bm+glad+it%26%238217%3Bs+extinct
No idea what it is but I’m glad it’s extinct SCORE 51
A+wise+man+once+said%26%238230%3B
A wise man once said… SCORE 66
Moment+of+impact
Moment of impact SCORE 70
%2Asqueeks+in+Disney%2A
*squeeks in Disney* SCORE 60
A+Stern+Warning+of+Things+To+Come
A Stern Warning of Things To Come SCORE 77
I+know+what+I%26%238217%3Bm+doing
I know what I’m doing SCORE 56
She+did+it+all+for+the+Dow
She did it all for the Dow SCORE 26
But+Taxis+have+been+around+since+1897+%F0%9F%A4%94
But Taxis have been around since 1897 🤔 SCORE 43
A+bicycle+with+mirrored+wheels
A bicycle with mirrored wheels SCORE 63
Ignore+it+until+10%25+yawn.
Ignore it until 10% yawn. SCORE 65
The+worlds+oldest+olive+tree%2C+estimated+to+be+over+3000+years+old.+Still+producing+olives+on+the+isle+of+Crete.
The worlds oldest olive tree, estimated to be over 3000 years old. Still producing olives on the isle of Crete. SCORE 72
Mr.+Steal+Your+Girlfriend
Mr. Steal Your Girlfriend SCORE 48
%2Aglares+sleepily%2A
*glares sleepily* SCORE 73
Being+cool+but+not+too+cool
Being cool but not too cool SCORE 73
Sometimes+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+mind+wrong+number+texts.
Sometimes I don’t mind wrong number texts. SCORE 96
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Don%26%238217%3Bt+we+all%2C+Peter%3F
Don’t we all, Peter? SCORE 70
I%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
I’ll allow it. SCORE 47
He+sees+when+you%26%238217%3Bve+been+drinking%2C+he+knows+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+.08
He sees when you’ve been drinking, he knows when you’re .08 SCORE 117
Smoke+wheat+get+good
Smoke wheat get good SCORE 79
I+tried+to+make+a+curry+once.
I tried to make a curry once. SCORE 159
2meirl4meirl
2meirl4meirl SCORE 76
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