How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Self checkout. SCORE 244
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
BROFIST SCORE -3
Word! SCORE 19
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Truth. SCORE 182
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Wrong Show SCORE 191
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
I was mugged! SCORE 130
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I yawned! SCORE 10
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
