omg he still sends a bday card to the dog every year! SCORE 31
the therapy dog at this dentist looks like he needs to go to therapy SCORE 27
a confusing time, or a great time with all that loot SCORE 10
i guess he got bored and decided to mimic the dog SCORE 32
when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11
the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 25
a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26
Completionists understand SCORE 28
there’s a guilt trip for everything and i don’t like it. let me binge watch netflix in peace! SCORE 45
eat kiwis for happy sleep? SCORE 23
that’s not weird al. it is, in fact, kid rock SCORE 27
this sandwich totally tastes like a sandwich SCORE 14
this is why some games i just refuse to play SCORE 28
there is also a dog SCORE 29
clever hack to get rid of unwanted junk SCORE 24
google autocomplete is undefeated SCORE 7
“maybe his legs needs some extra help” is such an amazing answer SCORE 32
how many balls is too many balls? SCORE 17
easiest decision of her life SCORE 16
lol his wife made sure to leave him instructions on how to feed the kids SCORE 12
only the truly desperate end up on page 2 of google search results SCORE 12
hanging out the passenger side no longer makes you a scrub SCORE 26
nice SCORE 12
goth on the outside, soft on the inside SCORE 28
catnip and chill SCORE 18
what it says vs what you read SCORE 6
rachel and mike lasted two weeks after this facebook post SCORE 21
if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 29
the story of the rat that survived with no brain SCORE 19
somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 22
my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25
a real snake that looks like a kids best attempt to draw a snake SCORE 29
