I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 288
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Are they twins? SCORE 589
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
Marathon. SCORE 2147
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
Buffering. SCORE 814
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 247
Congratulations… SCORE 777
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
