Getting Up Is Not So Easy Now SCORE 100
When I come home smelling like another dog SCORE 92
A Field Guide To Procrastinators SCORE 68
So, more rape? SCORE 101
When I die… SCORE 107
Comments on the Internet be like SCORE 78
To get to the other side SCORE 126
We are going to need more cow bell SCORE 105
The more you know SCORE 157
I miss winter SCORE 54
Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 59
When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue SCORE 103
The feels SCORE 131
Applying For A Job Nowadays SCORE 94
Greatest Gift You Can Give Someone SCORE 90
Pokemon wisdom SCORE 123
When the waiter takes your plate and you weren’t finished SCORE 50
The Pros And The Cons Of Having Curly Hair SCORE 95
First class vs. Coach SCORE 96
Single vs. Relationship SCORE 88
I wanna be tall! SCORE 46
How To Get Into College SCORE 92
I Appreciate That SCORE 86
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
Brutally honest fitness trainer. SCORE 42
The Royal Family members are turning into the Weasleys, with irony. SCORE 124
When you google a test question SCORE 89
A Steam Engine Boiler Explosion Looks Nothing Like I’d Imagined SCORE 117
How to properly devil eggs SCORE 74
Crosswalk SCORE 47
Mr. Rogers will always inspire me SCORE 167
This pun is delicious. SCORE 102
