I hope it was for a good cause. SCORE 51
Pigs flew SCORE 118
Every time I search symptoms I have been getting SCORE 48
Accurate SCORE 98
Whenever I try to do anything athletic. SCORE 95
Would rather not be homeless thanks though SCORE 180
Well, there goes another life... SCORE 173
Our savior, Lord Voldemort. SCORE 234
Santa problems. SCORE 52
Planning for the future. SCORE 257
How to make friends in the REAL world SCORE 99
A half life. A cursed life. SCORE 205
How Ironman sleeps at night. SCORE 206
Just Imagine SCORE 58
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 68
Hanging in a pizzeria in Stockholm, Sweden SCORE 56
I have no words. SCORE 142
Thanks? SCORE 166
My mom received a letter from former Vice President Joe Biden. SCORE 192
touché SCORE 336
The shower curtain was too long. SCORE 124
I have eliminated all of the juice! SCORE 152
My hobbies SCORE 183
"Affordable" SCORE 209
Thirsty boy SCORE 54
Elongated Musket Gun SCORE 65
Tail: check SCORE 53
Motherhood. SCORE 85
Come On, Hire Me Already SCORE 118
"I'll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 76
Anxiety SCORE 73
How to build a human. SCORE 100
