You are traffic. SCORE 242
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 229
Onion rings. SCORE 157
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Grumpy cat and I have something in common. SCORE 217
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Books I could write. SCORE 106
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Jenga! SCORE 198
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
I need dis. SCORE 203
More than meets the eye. SCORE 183
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Accurate. SCORE 168
If you watch…. SCORE 186
I miss you… SCORE 190
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Attack! SCORE 200
I’m so glad that never panned out as I imagined. SCORE 334
The world’s largest swimming pool. SCORE 209