
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15

it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10

he’s beautiful SCORE 34

move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10

genius or not? SCORE 7

we are not the same SCORE 45

feel my fatness SCORE 18

retirement is near SCORE 22

it all makes sense now SCORE 16

inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14

cheese and bread leads to time travel SCORE 15

taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19

chaotic positivity only SCORE 18

i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18

it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35

it’s delicious i swear! SCORE 7

it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29

gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28

don’t forget the tequila! SCORE 15

toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24

my preciouses SCORE 14

“real meat” SCORE 17

cryptid currency is the future SCORE 10

this is my lore SCORE 15

’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15

we got married immediately SCORE 20

auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16

the turkeys are fighting back SCORE 27

clever christmas tree cat hack SCORE 25

hoas are a scam SCORE 36

very happy bat sounds SCORE 41

present the witnesses SCORE 46