My Promise To My Children SCORE 35
He never left the bucket… SCORE 87
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing… SCORE 38
Right in the unemployment SCORE 117
When you start to lose weight… SCORE 70
So that’s how it went down… SCORE 48
Eye makeup at it’s best SCORE 44
No thank you… SCORE 81
What have you done to the wolf?! SCORE 104
Me explaining underwear to aliens SCORE 110
Everybody Sucks 2016 SCORE 100
A Thai Elephant Named Mosha Gets A Prosthetic Leg SCORE 102
Snow White’s secret SCORE 132
When the underwire in your bra snaps SCORE 69
Metal men SCORE 235
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain. SCORE 108
He does make a point… SCORE 52
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
This is not a joke. SCORE 130
When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
Tiny Knitted And Crocheted Creatures SCORE 70
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 127
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
Why Female Friendships Are Important SCORE 156
When you are a designer fresh out of college. SCORE 118
The most annoying people at the gym SCORE 97
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
The Excuse Creator SCORE 62
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -14
The true Christian way SCORE 123
