Rose? SCORE 185
When I play a song that nobody knows. SCORE 19
Poor dogs will never experience the magic of color TVs. SCORE 140
Is this an interrogation? SCORE 162
All the Fords! SCORE 18
Kim Kardashian. SCORE 114
Canadians. SCORE 170
Friends. SCORE 196
Everyone does… SCORE 113
Such gasp. SCORE 182
Just some facts. SCORE 197
Bling bling! SCORE 9
Being a med student. SCORE 174
Childhood ruined. SCORE 296
What do you do now? SCORE 128
Gentlemons. SCORE 106
Ah…the smell of a man’s colon… SCORE 179
The truth hurts. SCORE 8
If Voldemort had won. SCORE 137
Oops. SCORE 17
This kitten is wearing a mushroom costume SCORE 137
Just saying. SCORE 9
Starbucks SCORE 18
Disney insults. SCORE 272
CATZILLA!!!! SCORE 12
Good morning! SCORE 143
Doesn’t here knee look like Kanye? SCORE 128
Get rid of the evidence! SCORE -18
Amen, sister. SCORE 151
If Tolkien worked in advertising. SCORE 9
Get out, scumbag! SCORE 16
And the gym altogether. SCORE 10
