I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
Landlords these days… SCORE 11
The dollars must flow. SCORE 25
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
I are helpful SCORE 27
This is a fun game. SCORE 27
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
Do your part. SCORE 13
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 40
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24
