Ashton Kutcher took a photo of a paparazzo sitting outside his 2 years old’s daycare. SCORE 53
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
New Tesla Model? SCORE 33
The rare and lovely Maltese tiger SCORE 45
Oh how the turn tables turn. SCORE 30
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
This is the ice we needed this summer. SCORE 25
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 51
Friends with hors. SCORE 46
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 45
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
I would eat them. SCORE 41
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Always add an expiry date… noob. SCORE 50
It’s all good. SCORE 49
*OSHA has pressed F in chat* SCORE 37
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
You are in the wrong neighbourhood, Amorphophallus titanum… SCORE 31
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
WELL THEN SCORE 17
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Y’all make no sense these days. SCORE 73
Pre-med is nothing but games. SCORE 43