1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Patrick! SCORE 1033
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Things to do when you’re stuck at the airport. SCORE 482
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Congratulations… SCORE 777
4/21. SCORE 617
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
Buffering. SCORE 814
Do want. SCORE 1043
