I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Finally. SCORE 345
China vs Germany SCORE 294
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
No. SCORE 88
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Every time. SCORE 123
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Grass Fence SCORE 215
