and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
everything is just fine SCORE 19
they do WHAT with the snow?! SCORE 29
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
sometimes the best in life can be the simple things SCORE 23
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 22
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 29
security is tight around here SCORE 31
eggxactly what i was thinking SCORE 19
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 30
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20