Pets who put up with you SCORE 52
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 106
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
Dieting is so hard SCORE 43
It has begun SCORE 86
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
Batcake SCORE 99
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
I love my job SCORE 89
Measures of success SCORE 81
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
I hate clowns and I hate flies, but I totally love clown fly. SCORE 66
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Llama has moves SCORE 112
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
Quotes to bring perspective SCORE 40
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
