Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
It Was A Gay Confusion SCORE 193
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Quotes to bring perspective SCORE 40
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 106
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
I love my job SCORE 88
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
A Flamingo SCORE 145
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
Batcake SCORE 99
It has begun SCORE 86
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
Pets who put up with you SCORE 52
Difference between ordinary people and photographers SCORE 128
How Lindsay Lohan Covered her ankle bracelet when on probation. SCORE 105
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
I hate clowns and I hate flies, but I totally love clown fly. SCORE 66
Llama has moves SCORE 112
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
Measures of success SCORE 81
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Dieting is so hard SCORE 42
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111