unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
too late SCORE 38
there were no survivors SCORE 37
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
must pet the pet SCORE 37
oh wow SCORE 48
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
clever girl SCORE 40
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
i wonder why SCORE 39
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
bad ass SCORE 38
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
so true SCORE 37
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
i can never find the words SCORE 45
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
important psa SCORE 44
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43