The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Real American hero SCORE 41
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
15, max. SCORE 52
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I just became more metal SCORE 33
We both go down, together SCORE 56
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
Busted! SCORE 31
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
